A coupla redefinitions

'Yo'

A derogatory term coined by self righteous innocent onlookers for people who are supposedly wannabe lit and quizzing gods, who talk English in the last place you'd expect them to, an REC, and snub you because you can't, for all the money in the world, make an intellectual conversation. The 'yo' folks would, ideally speaking, prefer going to Saarang or Mood I where they can flaunt it all, than go to Goa in the summer, enjoy the cool breeze and doze off with a drink of fenny.

Pretenders to the 'Yo' throne include

People who play loud music in their rooms, swear by Pink Floyd ( even though they still think he is some one like Elton John, when surprise surprise, 'he' happens to be a band ), or worse still they 'headbang' at the slightest sound of a Macarena like rhythm, because these days, who doesn't ?

Couples, more often than not, Yo rejects, frivolous with PDAs, but make such a huge fuss out of it when they do eventually get caught in the act

Wearing a football jersey of the biggest club in the world ( Man Utd ) isn't going to ensure that you get away with it. A slightly off beat club's jersey ought to do the trick though. ( Valencia sounds just right !! )

South Park Republicans

Buya started watching South Park this summer. A couple of hours seeing Eric Cartman trash talk his way through some seemingly harmless vocabulary, meant that Buya could not help but be inspired. Its no surprise therefore, therefore that South Park Republicans are quite the rage in the west. But what baffles me is the speed at which they seem to be catching up here, ( you heard it first here ) , in Warangal !!! What does anti semitism have to do with India anyway. Buya nowadays finds himself short of the right words to start or continue a decent conversation, more so for the want of the right kind of expletive. As a result of which he replaces a simple, harmless straightforward 'No' with the more Cartman conforming 'Suck my ****'.